A few Skydiving Shorties

標hat do you call a skydiver with no girlfriend?
Homeless
標hat's the difference between God and Skydivers?
God does not think he is a SKYDIVER!
標hat do you call an all-blonde skydiving team?
A new version of the Lawn Darts game.
標hat kind of crazy bird yells "Polly wants a cracker" when he jumps from an airplane?
A parrot trooper.
標hat do you call a skydiver with no arms and no legs??
Give up?.....It's Mark!!
And what was the name of his dog??
It's Spot!
標hy do birds sing ?
They don't have to pack when they've landed!
標hat do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones?
Monday.
標hat's the difference between a skydiver and a golfer?
A golfer goes "[WHACK] ... Oh shit!". A skydiver goes "Oh shit! ... [WHACK]"
菱ow can you tell a good 4-way team from a bad 4-way team?
A good 4-way team going in sounds like "[WHACK]".
A bad 4-way team goes "[WHACK] ... [WHACK][WHACK] ... [WHACK]"