Password

A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with.


Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter 'penis.'


Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She then almost died laughing at the computer's response:


PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!