Barbecued Lawyer

A group of headhunters sets up a small stand near a well-traveled road. The bill of fare is as follows:

Sautéed Tourist $10
Braised Reporter $12
Fried Diplomat $15
Barbecued Lawyer $110
A customer, noticing the great price differential, asked why lawyers cost so much.
The headhunter replied, "If you had ever tried to clean one of those devils, you would understand."